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Friday, September 19, 2014

Furlough Funnies!!

As we approach our 2 year mark of serving in Samburu, Kenya, we are happily anticipating our return to the US for furlough.  We are realizing that there are many differences between our Samburu and American culture and there are things we will have to re-learn, once we arrive home.………. Enjoy our Furlough Funnies!

We will have to remember:
     -To speak English to our friends and neighbors.  In our village, we speak Samburu.  It’s amazing how our brains think in Samburu now.
     -To tune into the weather man.  In Samburu, we listen for the bubble birds and   honey bees to know if it’s going to rain. 
     -Not to look at Fred & Wilma (the wild lizards that live on the roof of our house) as pest control.  Is it wrong to have wild lizards in the house??
-We don’t need to go to the spring or watering hole to get water.  Or find a clean jerry can to put the water in.
-We can drink the water right from the faucet!
-It’s ok to go barefoot outside without the fear of giant thorns impaling our feet (but we will have to re-learn to fear the fire ants).

We will NOT have to fire-up the generator to:

Watch a movie
Use the blender
Keep the freezer running through the night.
Keep the lights on at night.
Charge the phone when it's raining.

Funny phrases we WON'T be saying during furlough……
 -“It’s raining! Are the rain buckets in the right position to collect the water?”
-“Time to brew the water.”
-“Who didn’t fill up the toilet bucket to flush the toilet?!? 
-“Time to recharge the lights.”
-“Whoooh!  Look at that bug!  Where are Fred & Wilma?!?”


-“Who’s turn is it to stack the chairs and load the shower?”
-“No Gilly, you can’t practice your spear throwing until your homeschool is finished.”
 We will have to Re-learn:
     -How to flush the toilet.
     -How to use a shower with 2 knobs.
-     -How to use a kitchen and bathroom faucet.
     -How to use a dishwasher.
     -What a bathtub looks like.
     -How to use closets, clothes hangers and cupboards.
     -How to use a washer and dryer (if you haven’t noticed, our house doesn’t have running water or electricity).
     -How to wear pants again (the men in Samburu, including Nick, wear shukas (man-skirts)).
     -How to drive on the right side of the road.

We are excited about having access to:
     -3G internet!
     -Bibles and book stores.
     -Air-conditioning and heat.
     -Apples, grapes, Pop-tarts and Milkduds on a regular basis.
-     -Walmart!!  Our village doesn’t have any stores and the shops in town, which are an hour away, are small and greatly under-stocked.
     -A REAL mattress to sleep on.
     -Paved roads. The closest paved road is 60 miles away!
     -Church pews. We normally sit on the ground for our 2 hour church service.
     -Convenient stores.  We travel with a lot of supplies like:
  Toilet paper, to go pee in the bush
  Many bottles of water
  A fully-stocked medical bag
  A machete to clear a path
  Boots during the rainy season
  A full gas can
  A shovel to dig-out the car if we get stuck
  At least 5 bags (one pound each) of sugar for those that help us dig-out the car
Things that we will remember and continue to pray for during our furlough:
     -The emaciated bodies of our neighbors due to the lack of food.
     -The image of the crosses that hang around their skinny necks as they learn about their Savior.
-The faces of the children in our village and their need for food, water and a Savior.

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